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"Spoilsports"

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

Flyfishing for dummies.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

'A is for Arse.'

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

"I have an app for that."

"Who has removed the appendix from the medical text book?"

'Once upon a time there was a really lousy editor name Sue. Sue was lazy and stupid, so she was fired, and her boss lived happily ever after. The end.'

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

'You're looking in the wrong section.'

You trip on it, you buy it.

Home Sweet Second Home.

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

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The Author's Family - First edition, second edition, third edition...