Ethical Enigma Cracker Prints

"Ms. Burney, do we have anything on right and wrong?"

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"I want to be street smart so I can be a road scholar."

'Way too much information on your resume.'

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

'I see you hold degrees in both medicine and law - But tell me, Henderson; do use these powers for good or for evil?'

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

"Right, we could go with the ethical decision, but let's not panic yet."

'...On the other hand - the examined life sucks too.'

'Number 19 across, 5 letter word, starts with 't', ends with 'h'...' 'How about truth?'

Bees full of righteous indignation swarm the honey company's executive suite.

"To be honest we can't afford to be honest."

"Oh, you mellow with age alright: I even like the postman now..."

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

Looking for the vaccine

Dog Quiz

"And another thing. When they start telling you 'You've still got it,' you don't."

'This is outrageous! I could go to prison for sending miners into an unsafe mine!'

"What??? For that money I used to get at least a judge, a congressman, and a city councilman!!"

'There's really no need for confusion with this Medicare stuff. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L in the instructions quite clearly says ... '

'I know right from wrong and that's been holding me back.'

"What would Aristotle do?"

The tax and maintenance charges are why they call them con-doughs.