Ethical Daredevil Pillows

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

Others will fight for you

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

At the 2021 Religious Games

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

YOLO vs YODO

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

Washing Line Walker

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

Funny, this is the same pill the head of the price-gouging drug company needs to take so he can sleep at night, too. Pharmac …

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

'Of course we can do it! We're BIRDS!'

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'I tried it at home...'

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'Dayton, you're a decent, respectable, ethical, honest and nice guy. What the hell are you up to?'

"Heads, we go with the analytics. Tails, we don't."

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

"I don't want to alarm you, but it seems that what you have on your back may actually be my backpack."