Ethical Conversation Starter Prints

'Not only can I be bought, I insist on it.'

"They showed up the day after that reporter accused us of predatory capitalism!"

Ethics exam cheater.

Squeezing the Free Press.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"You're such a good listener."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

"In a further effort to increase profits, control costs and satisfy shareholders, we've decided to steal stuff."

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.