Ethical Boundary Ponderer Mugs

'People are basically good, Henderson. We can use that against them.'

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"Call me?"

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

Water company bonus.

The Price of Freedom

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

Corruption trial in the Vatican

Man guarding a written border.

"I love it, the chief loves it, the client loves it, but the gods don't love it."

Surgical Self-Service

"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."

30% Heredity, 70% Environment

"We always encourage freethinking, as long as it stays within established boundaries."

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

"I may have waffled, but I never lip-synched."

"It's official, Michael has filed for moral bankruptcy."

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

"You're in luck! Business ethics is a grey area, we're sending you back!"

"Right, we could go with the ethical decision, but let's not panic yet."

'Don't tell me this nonsense doesn't violate the code of bioethics.'

'Do everything ethically ... within reason, of course.'

'I imagine you were pretty nervous addressing an army of experts.'

Always let you conscience be your guide. I let my conscience be my guide, but it's non-binding.

"You cheated on the assignment and got an A? Glad to see you've learned a useful life skill."

"We love your results. We're just a weeny bit concerned about your methods."

"Hey, Gary? As a general rule we don't play God up here."

'But what if you're a masochist...?'

"Nothing about selling inside trade secrets?"

"Don't go there."

'We decided to recall our new drug because it causes lawsuits.'