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"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

"What can you tell me about the meaning of death?"

"Professor Case, your longevity studies are just awesome."

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

"And where do you see yourself an eternity from now?"

"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."

"Your call is very important to us. Please hold the line...for eternity!"

"Nope. No mistake. You’ve been booked... forever."

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow...

'Even after death you must pay a tax - the sin tax, , ,'

"The headline data clearly asks us some difficult questions about the viability of this phase of our work."

'But I'm not ready to retire!'

Next Place Heaven

"Deep down I'm really shallow."

"Dang...this day feels never ending..."

"Eventually, Howard wants to dump himself in the Atlantic and serve as an artificial reef for fish."

'Sorry, but we've never gotten enough golfers here to make it worthwhile to put in a golf course.'

"I understand he's here on a business trip."

Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Old frat boys.

"Joan has a 'young voice' for her age!"

Jerome Gurkenman, top representative to the end... and beyond.

'The waiting time to speak to a representative is...all eternity.'

"Your room has been comped."

'Um... no. I don't think so.'

"So where do you think your son has picked up being easily distracted?"