Eternal Love Enthusiast Prints

'When Jack became immortal, something went out of our marriage.'

"Till death do us part. Right, Greg?"

Albert & Myra - The End Story

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

This is forever... till death do us part...

Dialogue

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

Love Birds love just being together

"The best thing about our relationship is that we keep growing together."

Valentines Balloons

Waterfall of Disappointment

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

Elderly People

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

Whale Romance

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

You make me want to be a better bum.

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

Cupid

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

ONE IN A MILLION

Dreaming of Love

Orpheus and Eurydice

"You complete me, Barbara."

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

A man forming a heart symbol with his hands

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'