'My earthly body is still in the doctor's waiting room.'
Eternal Irony Seeker T-Shirts
Looking for a t-shirt that captures the essence of an irony lover? Our collection boasts humorous and clever designs that let them showcase their sharp wit and love for life's contradictions in style.
Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"
'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'
'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'
"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."
Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.
"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"
"Most women find me too cutthroat."
"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"
What do you think about this "too big to fail" stuff?
Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.
The Red Carpet
"Barry stop!. . . I'm you! I'm Barry from 2008. I'm using a time machine to stop you from making an awful mistake!"
'My horoscope said I would be taking a long trip today.'
In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.
"The average citizen doesn't have a clue - or why would we keep getting re-elected?"
Vampire shaving cut dilemma.
"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."
"I thought this was the Vermeer tour."
Eurydice in prison
'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'
'We need to panic until common sense returns.'
Whoever said "Brevity is the soul of wit" must have not read many tweets!
"I always said I'd sleep when I'm dead, and yet here I am doing paperwork."
Lost and found - 'Can you desribe it?' (Queen being asked having lost her crown).
"Beware of dog"
Local anaesthetic.
"Don't even start, Claire. You knew I was a snake when you took me in."
"We're not admitting any wrong doing, but we've agreed to pay a ten Zillion dollar fine.''
'I thought my people were happy, I know I was.
'I get to work early and all I get are the worms.'
...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.
Greeting Card Shop: No Rhyme or Reason Cards.
"They found culturally insensitive products in my kitchen."
'I see we'll be sampling the wines of New Jersey this evening.'
Eternal Irony Seeker T-Shirts Collection
Eternal Irony Seeker Mugs
Discover a range of witty mugs perfect for the irony seeker. Browse our collection to find humorous designs that will brighten their mornings.
Eternal Irony Seeker Pillows
Shop playful and witty pillows that appeal to the irony enthusiast. Perfect for adding humor and personality to any space.
Eternal Irony Seeker Prints
Check out our selection of amusing and thought-provoking prints. Great for decorating the space of the irony seeker with a touch of humor.