Eternal Diver Prints

"Eventually, Howard wants to dump himself in the Atlantic and serve as an artificial reef for fish."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'The Questioner'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

Question Mark

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

Angst - Zeitgeist.

"It seems to me you may be experiencing some form of low-level depression."

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

"Professor Case, your longevity studies are just awesome."

"After the Great Seagull Reincarnation, we'll spend eternity stealing sandwiches and defecating as we please."

"When you talked me into eternal life, you left out the part about menopause."

Deep sea diver finds The Plug.

Selling to the devil.

"Nope. No mistake. You’ve been booked... forever."

"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."

"The only problem I have with my belief system is that I always believe it."

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

Wanted to live forever, died trying.

"Now remember if we do meet a shark, a sharp rap on his nose....

Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer.

Bird Diving Board.

"What's good here?"

'Not very big is it?' - 'No, but it's 85 feet deep.'

Philosophical Doomsayers.

"It's amazing how some people manage to make all of eternity seem even longer."

Scenic Route.

'Eternity? Is that more than a decade?'

'Hester had done the triple dozens of times in his mind. Now, however...'

'Only one carry-on.'