Eternal Companions Prints

Couple in Dark Glasses

Others will fight for you

"I heard they mate for life."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

Christmas Pets

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

This is forever... till death do us part...

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Best friends without borders.

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

PJ Parties

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

'Okay, we grew old together - Now what?'

ONE IN A MILLION

Happy Valentine's Day

"Visiting hours are over, Mrs. Glenborn."

'Oh, it's about what I expected...I'm on hold for eternity to some tech rep in India.'

I know it was the biggest moment in your life, but honey - our wedding was six months ago.

"If I'm your best friend, how come you never offer me a beer?"

"No one rides off into me anymore."

'I feel like I just don't know you anymore, Richard!'

Internal Clocks.

Assisted Living.

"Cheer up! Things are sure to get better."

"We've been married so long you not only finish my sentences you start 'em too."

'In doggy heaven, everyone is allowed on the couch.'

McHappy

"Sure, it's disgusting, but it's nice to have something that needs me."

"Basically, I'm trying to live long enough to experience eight women for every man."

'I keep looking for a keepr, and all I find are fixer-uppers.'

"The doctor said I need to shop around for a casket. I asked for a second opinion and he suggested cremation."