Estranged Family Mugs

'Who? What secret?'

"I don't care. We're not moving back in with my parents."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

Paul goes home for the holidays

Family members!

The Forever Stamp

"This might take awhile, Lord."

Mime Baby

Contest of wills.

Send us $2.00, and we'll send you Your Family Tree

Pretzel family.

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

Family Feeling

The Hendersons: The Shitty Years

Inclusive family code in Cuba

'My dad is pushing me to become an alpha male, but frankly, I'd rather be a poet...'

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

"The doctor says Tia Carmen is resting now...he's encouraging all family visitors to go home. We'll see you back here tomorrow."

Just your average family holiday portrait.

'Is it just my imagination, or do we have a lot more relatives now that we're throwing a tailgate party?'

"When I was small, Santa Claus brought a lot of things...but the most important... He brought families together."

'They're a very close family.'

Meerkats - A Family Portrait

'Don't hate me just because I hate you.'

'Harold's grandfather was one of the inventors of the hula-hoop.'

"Gender reveal parties just aren't the same in black & white."

"Let’s try another one. Jerry blinked, Kate’s giving Jon the finger, and Jess is choking."

"We merged to save through volume buying."

"I'm sorry, Tom... but you don't Chronic Fatigue Syndrome if it only when you're going to see your inlaws."

Never refuse their homemade food.

"That was generous."

CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST, 'He wants to be a cop!'

"He's a distant relative on a visit."