Esthetician Prints

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Beauty Time

'...because I personally rub it on.'

"Ugh. When will this acne go away?"

"When I actually was this age, I didn't have much facial expression anyway."

Brow Threading

Age-Spot Removal Offer!

Bloomer Wax: 4 Pence

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

Beauty Salon - Beast Salon

Nail Gun Manicure

Skin cells "My skins really dry today" "Tut! astringent,astringent,astringent!!!"

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

Flower growing out of a face mask

"I found a new way to use some of this wax."

'My friend here would like to try the Brazilian.'

Brazilian Squirrels

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

"Mr. Potatohead had second thoughts about having a facial peel."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Bad fake tan day.

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

Meanwhile in Hollywood

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!