Essential Workers Prints

'Will work 4 food.' 'Me 2 but safety first.'

Wanna Buy Some Bootleg Covid Vaccines?

"Hey, I got a fella here who says he needs to work in April, says he's an essential business."

"I admit it, I was wrong about what makes an employee 'essential'."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Not much money, glory, or praise

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

New Marvel Heroes

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

Unexpected Error

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

'I'd say you're a little late...'

"Hey, how did you get your vaccine before me?"

'It's called playing. Provides one with a sense of accomplishment - without actually accomplishing anything.'

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

"When we have COVID under control you'll be rewarded for saving us, we won't forget how much we owe you."

Grim reaper ambulance

Helicopter

Small Government Is Here

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

"How come politicians don't earn mimimum wage. If anybody does minimum work, it's them."

'If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?'

"You're in luck. We have an opening for low man on the totem pole."

Fire Backwards.

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

'Oh - It's you.'

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

Grocery. I hope to work on the business side of TV and movies one day, so I've added "produce placement experience" to my resume. Thanks to everybody keeping stores open and stocked.

'Of course it's not your fault, Smedley, but someone has to accept the responsibility.'

On his first day as a paramedic Henry suffered Pre-Traumatic Stress Syndrome.

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

"We've stopped arm wrestling in case we needed an ambulance."

First aid and sculpture