Essential Workers Prints

'Will work 4 food.' 'Me 2 but safety first.'

"Hey, I got a fella here who says he needs to work in April, says he's an essential business."

"I admit it, I was wrong about what makes an employee 'essential'."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Not much money, glory, or praise

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

New Marvel Heroes

"Hey, how did you get your vaccine before me?"

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

'It's called playing. Provides one with a sense of accomplishment - without actually accomplishing anything.'

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

Grim reaper ambulance

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

"How come politicians don't earn mimimum wage. If anybody does minimum work, it's them."

'If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?'

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

"When we have COVID under control you'll be rewarded for saving us, we won't forget how much we owe you."

Helicopter

"You're in luck. We have an opening for low man on the totem pole."

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

'Oh - It's you.'

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

Curate talking to miners

"We've stopped arm wrestling in case we needed an ambulance."

'Of course it's not your fault, Smedley, but someone has to accept the responsibility.'

On his first day as a paramedic Henry suffered Pre-Traumatic Stress Syndrome.

"Sorry, we only do cats in trees."

First aid and sculpture

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

'911!'