Espionage Fan Prints

'And just how are we going to win if every time I buy a ticket, you eat it?'

'You're not in the CIA anymore, Phil. This is the corporate world. We don't indefinitely detain suspected business competitors.'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

Secret Service, sign saying: 'You could be here.'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Smoke and Mirrors

'I don't know how it's being done - but someone's finding out our secrets...'

'They transferred me from catering because I kept spilling the beans.'

007 regretted switching to beer

Industrial spy in the OR...

"What do you hear from Agent X-37, chief?", "He's doing fine, but please use his code name 'Kemosabe.'"

'Yes, we both agree to do what's best for the country...but how do I know you're not a Russian spy?'

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

Next Secret Document...6 mins.

FBI, 'Things are slow, Bensonhurst -- let's investigate the CIA.'

'Are you the one they call 'the silencer'?' 'Say no more.'

BUGS: exterminator/ spy device installation.

'Call you back - I'm with my agent.'

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

If I tell you what I spy with my little eye, I'll have to kill you.

The Anti-Agent

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Barks in code.

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"Ok, I found a secure line."