Escher Enthusiast Pillows

M. C. Escher's Gerbils

"Escher?"

"Mr. Escher, I want my broom back!"

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

May I have the envelope, please?

Djargo.

Escher flat-pack furniture

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

Doctor Flattened By The ER Rush

Out of Emergency into Doctor's Lounge

The euro debt crisis shown as a sign for disabled access

'Who's your next of kin? When did you last eat or drink? Do you have any allergies? Are you wearing clean underpants?'

"You don't need me. You don't need anyone. You are Americans."

French Street.

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

Homer

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

"Come at me, Bro!"

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

'I reckon your aviary's too small, Mr Escher.'

Man and woman with laundry

Still Stuck in Phase I of Meaningful Use...

"At an event some chick publicly badmouthed my husband. I didn't run on stage to knock the lady down because she was right."

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'