Escargot Lover Pillows

Snail ordering 'Hommes.'

Today's special... donuts.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"We need to cut costs, so I will show good leadership and will not drink champagne for lunch everyday. I will drink Prosecco instead."

With Compliments

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Champagne

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

The USA...

"The chef made some substitutions to tonight's menu. Instead of Escarots a la Bourguignonne, he's cooking hot dogs."

"I'll have dessert first."

Building a gingerbread house

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

"I'm not happy."

Wine at the Bar

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

'The escargots are underdone.'

Dressed as Sweets

The Waiter

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

"That's the cereal I want Mommy... Sugar cubes!"

Virgil

"I just kept feeding him candy."

'Who needs sticky-notes when you've just eaten 6 jelly doughnuts.'

Oysters in June - delicious!

"I can recommend the snails, if you don't mind waiting."

Friends and champagne

"Can I substitute saltwater taffy for the five servings of seafood?"

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'