Escargot Lover Pillows

Snail ordering 'Hommes.'

Today's special... donuts.

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"We need to cut costs, so I will show good leadership and will not drink champagne for lunch everyday. I will drink Prosecco instead."

With Compliments

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Champagne

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

The USA...

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

Wine at the Bar

"The chef made some substitutions to tonight's menu. Instead of Escarots a la Bourguignonne, he's cooking hot dogs."

"I'll have dessert first."

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

Building a gingerbread house

"I'm not happy."

"Eating a diet rich in vibrant colors does not mean a bowl of Skittles."

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

Dressed as Sweets

'The escargots are underdone.'

The Waiter

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

'Your sugar is through the roof.'

Virgil

"That's the cereal I want Mommy... Sugar cubes!"

"I can recommend the snails, if you don't mind waiting."

Oysters in June - delicious!

"Here, son, don't forget your glass of fizzy."

Friends and champagne

"I just kept feeding him candy."

'Who needs sticky-notes when you've just eaten 6 jelly doughnuts.'

"Can I substitute saltwater taffy for the five servings of seafood?"