Erotic Novelist Mugs

Use your imagination.

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"Don't editorialize."

Books - Cartoon Collections: HumorGraphic NovelsBlasphemy.

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

Gag - a graphic novel

"Just thought I'd let you know that the stars are in the exact same configuration as when Mary Shelley wrote 'Frankenstein'."

E M Forster.

Keep working or you will be fired.

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'

Sexhibition of Old masters of Erotic Art.

Area 51 Shaed of Gray - No Trespassing

"I never nap. Such a waste of life. Besides, if I spend all my time napping, I won't finish my graphic novel."

Adult Books and Movies: "Friction, or Non-Friction?"

'Great romance novel, Miss Latimer! I like Luigi, your latino heartthrob. But why does he only seduce women about your age?'

"Not tonight. I've been exhausted since chapter three."

A caveman looks at erotic paintings

'Did you know that the English have 56 different words for rubbish?'

Bird gets a lift from surprised superhero!

Apparently she's building a 'red room of pain'....

'Santa is real, but I can't decide if he is the New Black or 50 Shades of Grey!'

A bookworm has chewed through a bunch of books including The Kama Sutra and Fifty Shades of Grey

"Put down that sad soft porn for middle-aged women and come to bed."

"Perhaps it's time we stop reading about sex and just go to sleep."

Erotic Literature: 'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

"'A writer?' she gasped, her perky breasts heaving. 'God I love writers!'"

50 Shades of Hay

"How come we never collide with the burning heat of a thousand fires?"