"One day I'll find my kindhearted sadomasochist..."
Erotic Novelist Mugs
Celebrate the daring with our witty mugs designed for erotic novelists. Perfect for morning coffee or late-night brainstorming sessions, these mugs add a splash of humor and style to their writing routine.
Use your imagination.
Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.
"Don't editorialize."
Books - Cartoon Collections: HumorGraphic NovelsBlasphemy.
The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries
"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."
Over 50 shades of grey available.
'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'
Gag - a graphic novel
"Just thought I'd let you know that the stars are in the exact same configuration as when Mary Shelley wrote 'Frankenstein'."
"Hello, police? I appear to have killed my husband with chapters 24 of 50 Shades of Grey..."
E M Forster.
Keep working or you will be fired.
'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'
Sexhibition of Old masters of Erotic Art.
Area 51 Shaed of Gray - No Trespassing
The Legacy of 50 Shades of Grey: 'Stay calm madam we will have you out of there in no time.'
"I never nap. Such a waste of life. Besides, if I spend all my time napping, I won't finish my graphic novel."
Adult Books and Movies: "Friction, or Non-Friction?"
'Great romance novel, Miss Latimer! I like Luigi, your latino heartthrob. But why does he only seduce women about your age?'
"Not tonight. I've been exhausted since chapter three."
A caveman looks at erotic paintings
'Did you know that the English have 56 different words for rubbish?'
Bird gets a lift from surprised superhero!
Apparently she's building a 'red room of pain'....
'Santa is real, but I can't decide if he is the New Black or 50 Shades of Grey!'
A bookworm has chewed through a bunch of books including The Kama Sutra and Fifty Shades of Grey
Erotic Literature: 'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'
"What's this? 51 shades of grey?!"
"Perhaps it's time we stop reading about sex and just go to sleep."
"The only 'Red Room of Pain' I've ever been in is the bank manager's office."
"Put down that sad soft porn for middle-aged women and come to bed."
"'A writer?' she gasped, her perky breasts heaving. 'God I love writers!'"
50 Shades of Hay
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