Equipment Technician Mugs

Jack of all trades

The Computer Bore

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

Early cyborg.

The Not-So Smart Meter

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

Congratulations on your retirement!

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

High speed cinder block

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer

Battery Lighthouse

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

'Imagine if it was this simple to upgrade our staff.'

Before the development of the microchip, attempts to build a laptop computer were largely unsuccessful.

'Well, none of the other options worked, so we installed a power cord on him -- if he starts going haywire again just unplug him and wait 30 seconds.'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

Fixing the TV.