Equinox Mugs

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

At the Museum

A Good Batch.

The Vineyard

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

The Baby Walker

Tourists

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Easter Island legs

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Meet the scribe"

Faster, Georges, faster!

Club Antisocial

Transylvanian backpackers.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

'Are we there yet?'

Meet Me Outside St. Louis