Equestrianism Pillows

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Pony Box

'Bonjour, je m'appelle Henri, je suis Percheron.'

'I'm not convinced it's healthy to hold your poop in for this long...'

Grooming: Make sure your pony is securely tied.

'You're putting that saddle on backwards.' - 'How do you know which way I'm going?'

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

'I am Prince Fiffleniffle II, my lineage can be traced back 300 years and I am worth millions.'

'I think you're overfeeding him.'

"I had no alternative Mr. Prendergast. Your daughter fell and broke her leg."

The hazards of trying to film a horse jump.

Make him warm and comfortable...

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

The Horse Races

'The chief put me back into a black and white.'

Indoor jumping.

'So....how many hours were you practising half pass this morning?'

'Communications are down. Fortunately, we still have Old Gabby.'

'Oh great! Look who's here. Like, we have a chance with these two girls now.'

"I wish you'd shut that door! - Were you born in a barn??"

Horses are nervous animals. . .

"She just seemed to lose all ambition when Mark Phillips got married."

"I love your designer blinkers."

"Holmes, I keep telling you ... you've got to be more assertive with that horse."

"What are you foals doing in the pond?"

"With such a gentle nature, you'll have no problem finding a job in any riding school..."

'It's full AGAIN? I will NEVER drink this dry!'

'Do you think your owner will get that you're not in the mood to leave the field today?'

'This is my latest sculpture in compacted poo. I call it 'got the trots'.'

'We don't hear 'giddyap' much anymore.'

'I swear...if they don't let me out of here soon I'm going to go crazy!'

Next day, God ceased production of unicorns.

'Well, think about it: Why do they call themselves 'cowboys' when in fact they ride us all day long...'

'Sufficient for the Day,' etc

Thaddeus was a noble, well respected horse, who was known for his loyalty and never asking 'Are We There Yet?'"