Equestrian Sports Mugs

The Gallop

"Over, damn you, over!"

First past the post.

"It's just a case of which she breaks first - the pony or her neck."

The Victors

'I told you we should have removed his wolf teeth!'

Going Under the Horse Jump.

The Horse Jump

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

Three children struggling to stay in the saddle.

Having a wonderful time...

"Are you ever going to take up horse racing again?"

Jockey with blinkers.

"Noooooooooooooooo!"

Relaxing in the Saddle

Bob wondered why his odds had rocketed to 100-1.

'I must tell you I've never riden a horse.' - 'You're in luck, this horse has never been ridden.'

Dressage

'Those stretching exercises you have been practicing are really working!'

Ways to mount a horse

A pony throws its rider.

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

Horse and Ponies For Sale

'It's about time horses in equestrian events got the medals.'

"You had no trouble making the weight then?"

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

'I'm going to take a wild guess and say 'dressage'.'

Pony Express

'Holmes, I keep telling you ... you've got to be more assertive with that horse.'

'He isn't much of a jumper.'

You will soon learn how to put on bandages.

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

The Horse That Won't Jump

Hints for the Park.