Equestrian Sports Mugs

The Gallop

"Over, damn you, over!"

First past the post.

"It's just a case of which she breaks first - the pony or her neck."

The Victors

Going Under the Horse Jump.

'I told you we should have removed his wolf teeth!'

The Horse Jump

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

"Noooooooooooooooo!"

Three children struggling to stay in the saddle.

"Are you ever going to take up horse racing again?"

Jockey with blinkers.

Having a wonderful time...

Relaxing in the Saddle

Bob wondered why his odds had rocketed to 100-1.

Dressage

'I must tell you I've never riden a horse.' - 'You're in luck, this horse has never been ridden.'

'I'm going to take a wild guess and say 'dressage'.'

Pony Express

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

A pony throws its rider.

You will soon learn how to put on bandages.

Ways to mount a horse

"You had no trouble making the weight then?"

'Those stretching exercises you have been practicing are really working!'

Horse and Ponies For Sale

'Holmes, I keep telling you ... you've got to be more assertive with that horse.'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

'It's about time horses in equestrian events got the medals.'

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

'He isn't much of a jumper.'

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

'How many times have I told you to not call while I'm in the middle of a competition?'

The correct sitting position must be mastered.