Equestrian Elitist Mugs

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

Champagne at the hunt

Skipping Horse

Braiding a Horse's Tail

The Victors

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Stubborn Horse

Horse statue throws off rider.

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

"She just asked me if she could have a few friends in to watch the International Horse Show."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Gentlemen Riders

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Natürlich verstehst du es nicht. Er ist ein Künstler für Künstler.

'Oxford, Cambridge, Redbrick, Poly . . .'

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

"Just badly sprained thank goodness... I was so scared it might be broken..."

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

A pony throws its rider.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

The hazards of trying to film a horse jump.

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

A day at the races

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

A man selling a horse to an older lady

'I know you like your stallions tall Mary, but a clydesdale?'

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

"I had no alternative Mr. Prendergast. Your daughter fell and broke her leg."

The Horse Races