Equestrian Critic Pillows

Horse statue throws off rider.

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Skipping Horse

Braiding a Horse's Tail

The Victors

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Stubborn Horse

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

High Riders of the Old West

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

Don Quixote

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

Pick me! 2002 was a very good year! No! Me! I'm excellent with beef and fish. Desperate House Wines.

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

Gentlemen Riders

"Quick swig first?"

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

Red Wine

Wine tasting

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

I never heard of chunky style wine. I couldn't find any seedless grapes.