Equestrian Activities Gifts

"...Fox hunting on a Tuesday; witch hunting on a Thursday!"

Horse Race

Skipping Horse

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

Vain Pony Rider

'All of our poop has been stolen again!'

Race Track Directions

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

'Hey Bob! I've been shampooed, groomed and polished! How do I look?'

Col. Lionel Bellum.

'Louder, Doctor! I can't make out what you're saying.'

'Hey everyone! Meet Paul. Paul is the latest member of our 'I like pooping in the automatic waterer' club!'

'Gloria can you help me look for my shoe? I think i threw one whilst I was charging about just now...'

'Superb mud roll Bob! superb! you haven't missed a bit of you!'

'...windpuffs in front and a capped hock on the right rear...'

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

Get his tail well into the bucket when shampooing.

Ponies for Sale

Learner Riders

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

Hunting with a Slingshot

"I blame the Jockey Club for admitting women to the sport."

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

There comes a time when every horse girl... becomes a horse woman.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. I

Brown, Jones and Robinson - The Riding School

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 2

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High Riders of the Old West

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

The Victors

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.