Equation Lover Mugs

'Tell us, in layman's terms, what your breakthrough means.'

"The Big Bang theory? I want to see you come up with the Big Bucks theory!"

'Let's just round it off to two and go to lunch.'

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

'My name is Dexter Milton. I have a PhD in Math and I'm <complicated math formula> old!'

"it's not a new formula - he's testing new glasses."

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

"As an astronomer, this discovery heralds a new golden age of academic fervor for mathematicians and astrophysicists across the globe. As a Sagittarius, I'm fucked."

"We've proven, without a doubt, that as the Universe expands our butts look smaller."

"They gave me the Gaus Theorem, the Gauss Method for Quadratics, Gaussian distribution..."

The speed of light it is 186,000 miles per second while the speed of Lite is only 100,000 miles per second.

'Penny for them, Albert.'

Albert Einstein and doctor

"I'm thinking of a number between (3x2)=6 and (7x9)-(8x2)."

"But Mr. Peters...I didn't leave advanced algebra, advanced algebra left me."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Albert Einstein

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"Is it that bad?"

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

'Simply put.'

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'