Equation Humorist Prints

Einstein's sweet tooth: E = ice cream cone

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

"Good to see they're trying to keep the high street vibe."

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

Trickledown economics

Aliens - 'We heard stuff is cheap here.'

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

Office of economic forecasting.

'If your cell phone has five hundred minutes, and you use one of them during this class, how long will you be in detention?'

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

Lola Knows More Than She Lets On

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

"My homework? It was super easy today. I drew a dragon and daddy did Math."

'It's the NEW Chinese Stock Market Report.'

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

'We buy and sell them.'

'Oh dear. I seem to have put the decimal point in the wrong place again.'

Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'I don't know if you're a mathematician but my wife's not happy with her Poisson distribution.'

The geometry of everyday life

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Professor Crenshaw finally traded in his slide rule for a calculator.'

With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.

"Pi and mash squared please."

Government Handouts.

'Consumer confidence is up.. in the 'Money in the mattress' sector.'

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

'Someday, Son, all of this will be yo....!'

"That man's a legend in this office. He has 100% accuracy in predicting the past."

Grand Opening and Closing Down Sale simultaneously occurring.

'We're going to need a bigger basket.'