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'None of the questions deserved an answer.'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"It's called geometry, Mum."

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

"I hate negative numbers, and I'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

"I can count to 20...Without taking off my shoes."

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

'ADN'

Money Tree

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

"We could try reversing the drug's side effects with gene therapy, but we don't want to get into trouble with the SPCA."

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs.

'Take me to the FBI...Do I have a story to tell about Novox Genlab!'

"Another advantage of genetic engineering: viruses you can see."

"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"

"What if we stow the 'Star Wars' crap for five seconds, Timmy, and get to the geometry?"

"Well, I thought of it as an innovative economic stimulus package, but the jury insisted on calling it securities fraud!"

Mendel and the Pea.

DNA Test

'If we could just add one more gene to make the skeptical customer trust us.'

"I've discovered the gene that makes you such an idiot."

I use spell check for all the answers on my math story problems.

"Behold the geometry of pizza: square, circle and triangle."