Equation Epiphany Prints

Investing Strategies

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Guess who brought king cake!"

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

Genius Envy

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"Bonk!"

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

Truth

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

Regifts of the Magi

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

"The figures would seem to indicate that you're not really a scientist."

Horse five to win, unless they change the jockey.

Professor Isaac goes off on another tangent.

Lola Knows More Than She Lets On

"As an astronomer, this discovery heralds a new golden age of academic fervor for mathematicians and astrophysicists across the globe. As a Sagittarius, I'm fucked."

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

"Actually, that old axiom was based on faulty mathematics! I discovered that when you correct this ration, two wrongs DO make a right!"

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

'Is it ‘there's method to my madness' or ‘there's madness to my method?' I always confuse the two.'

'Confirming the belief that music and math are related, I will now sing some lovely French equations.'

'My maths tutor complained about me? Hasn't she heard of mentor-client privilege?'

"We've proven, without a doubt, that as the Universe expands our butts look smaller."

"This is your great, great uncle Orlando. He was a great mathematician, but a little cheap. He always picked up the check at restaurants...but only to make sure the math was right."

Inspiration

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

'Tell us, in layman's terms, what your breakthrough means.'

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

"Some consider me the Pollock of calculus."

'Discover any prime numbers recently?'