Equation Enigma Mugs

'Is it ‘there's method to my madness' or ‘there's madness to my method?' I always confuse the two.'

"Miss, does Amnesty International know about this?"

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Genius Envy

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

'Anthony! And all over my new carpet! Bad cat! Bad cat!'

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"The figures would seem to indicate that you're not really a scientist."

Horse five to win, unless they change the jockey.

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

'None of the questions deserved an answer.'

Professor Isaac goes off on another tangent.

Lola Knows More Than She Lets On

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

"He'll be a hard man to replace. Nobody knows what he does."

'I see you hold degrees in both medicine and law - But tell me, Henderson; do use these powers for good or for evil?'

"Actually, that old axiom was based on faulty mathematics! I discovered that when you correct this ration, two wrongs DO make a right!"

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

'My maths tutor complained about me? Hasn't she heard of mentor-client privilege?'

'...Or not.'

Suddenly, the line went dead.

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

'Tell us, in layman's terms, what your breakthrough means.'

"Some consider me the Pollock of calculus."

"Your calculations are right- it's our teabreak!"

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

'Discover any prime numbers recently?'

Investing Strategies

'Math is more art than science.'

Department of Metaphysics.