Equation Enigma Mugs

'Is it ‘there's method to my madness' or ‘there's madness to my method?' I always confuse the two.'

"Miss, does Amnesty International know about this?"

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

E=mc2.

Genius Envy

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

'Anthony! And all over my new carpet! Bad cat! Bad cat!'

"The figures would seem to indicate that you're not really a scientist."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

Horse five to win, unless they change the jockey.

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

'None of the questions deserved an answer.'

Professor Isaac goes off on another tangent.

Lola Knows More Than She Lets On

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

"Actually, that old axiom was based on faulty mathematics! I discovered that when you correct this ration, two wrongs DO make a right!"

'I see you hold degrees in both medicine and law - But tell me, Henderson; do use these powers for good or for evil?'

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

"He'll be a hard man to replace. Nobody knows what he does."

'My maths tutor complained about me? Hasn't she heard of mentor-client privilege?'

Suddenly, the line went dead.

'...Or not.'

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

'Tell us, in layman's terms, what your breakthrough means.'

"Some consider me the Pollock of calculus."

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

"Your calculations are right- it's our teabreak!"

'Discover any prime numbers recently?'

Investing Strategies

'Math is more art than science.'

Scientists argue about blackboard mathematic equation.

No, you shut your pi hole.