Equation Crooner Prints

'Confirming the belief that music and math are related, I will now sing some lovely French equations.'

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Bryan Ferry

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

"The figures would seem to indicate that you're not really a scientist."

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

"This next song's about spreading risk in a volitile market by diversification"

"As an astronomer, this discovery heralds a new golden age of academic fervor for mathematicians and astrophysicists across the globe. As a Sagittarius, I'm fucked."

'My maths tutor complained about me? Hasn't she heard of mentor-client privilege?'

'This is the 'I Fell Behind On My Credit Card Payments, So They Took My Guitar Away Blues'. I'll be performing it a cappella.'

'Old blue-screen's back!'

I'm just saying he picked a hell of a time to have a Susan Boyle moment.

"We've proven, without a doubt, that as the Universe expands our butts look smaller."

'Penny for them, Albert.'

'Tell us, in layman's terms, what your breakthrough means.'

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

Frank Sinatra

City & Western.

"it's not a new formula - he's testing new glasses."

'Math is more art than science.'

"They gave me the Gaus Theorem, the Gauss Method for Quadratics, Gaussian distribution..."

Albert Einstein and doctor

'I got a case of the itsy-bitsy bonus blues...'

'Confirming the belief that music and math are related, I will now sing some lovely French equations.'

'Let's just round it off to two and go to lunch.'

Pianissimo - (to sing very softly).

"Let me do all the singing."

"O.K., Marv, you win. Quit the croonin' and get a condom."

"The Big Bang theory? I want to see you come up with the Big Bucks theory!"

'He's murder on the high C's.'