Equation Aficionado Mugs

Concert goers form a line to see The Mathematics.

Progress: The amount of effort expended multiplied by the square of the ratio of scientists to managers: P=E X (S/M)2.

'Amazingly that's my lucky number!'

Formula- 2B2 or not 2B2?

"It's an excellent proof, but it lacks warmth and feeling."

"It's only a matter of time before we realize that time doesn't exist."

"Oh, come on. That's your answer to everything!"

"Fess up, Peterson. We know you're on the juice."

'But Gershon, you can't call it Gershon's Equation if everyone has known it for ages.'

Math Equation Speed Limit

Jules Henri Poincare

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"Check his work. He can't even get the deli order right when it's his turn for lunch."

"Clearly, this is just in lay-man's terms."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Meet the author"

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'If only every year was an election year.'

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

Will work for ETFs

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Driverless cars rage.

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)