Equal Rights Defender Gifts

Different Stories

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

America, are we learning anything?

Ban on Free Speech

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

Arizona In Black

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

Free speech isn't cheap!

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

"Congrats! It's a health future unequally paid sexual harassment victim!"

"I'm the kind of woman nobody calls pumpkin."

Statue of Female Executive

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

'You may be the best man for the job, but I have a dozen women who are better qualified.'

'We're an equal opportunity employer and we do not discriminate against sex, race, religion, age, or astrological sign.'

Domestic Spying Drones

"Before we begin, we'd like to remind you that we're an employee owned company."

Nurturing Activism

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

Fun with Fascism

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

'Hi love, I've just come to clean your glass ceiling.'

Joan hits the glass ceiling: 'Sorry, but I've decided to go with Wally of Arc...'

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

"Skip to the part where the princess climbs to the top of the corporate ladder."

After Roe v. Wade, a Class Divide Between Abortion Haves and Havenots

Catalan sentence

Pop culture! How come they never have Mom culture?

Too Many Genocides