Episode Watcher Extraordinaire Mugs

"God, I love this show!"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

Love is when you watch television together.

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Love is when you watch television together.

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

Succession 2

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

"In other news a new study indicates dogs are still better than cats."

"What would you like to watch again?"

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

Will work for Food Network.

Time Machine Collision.

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"