Epic Saga Enthusiast Prints

Warrior Woman

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

Wotan with eye patch

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

Virgil

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'

Homer

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

"Two directors, three adaptations plus 3-D, and they STILL screw it up!"

Valkyrie.

Lord of the Rungs: Window Cleaner

Before the invention of writing, ancient wisdom was passed down the generations orally, through the art of storytelling.

'I know he'll win; he's my stockbroker. He can beat anything, except the S & P 500.'

Sauron's Sore Eye

"Every year it's the same story...dangerous situations. Slippery slopes. Inescapable traps. Horrible creatures. But I trudge forward because no matter what...it's hard to avoid the first day of school."

Don Quixote

'My first thought was to say, 'I made a mistake', but then I began to have second thoughts...'Telling me not to do it'.'

"It's an epic novel about a guy who's trying to sell his car."

'What'

"I'm fed up with Notre Dame - I've decided to go straight."

After the Ottomans are Weakened, Sultan Muhammad II Drives His Horse Into the Sea (History of the Crusades).

Leviathan is Destroyed (The Holy Bible).

John Keats.

Then Satan First Knew PainAnd Writhed Him To and Fro. (Paradise Lost).

'Anybody home?'