Environmentalist Ponderer Mugs

"Except for that wildfire destroying Pasadena, isn’t California beautiful?"

'I still say Global Warming is a conspiracy.'

'This is all just some political scare-tactic.'

The Jeopardy of Progress

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Humans...What is their purpose?

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

North Pole

The Environmentalist

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Deforestation.

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Polluted geese

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

But is it organic?

Natural Disasters

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"We'll always have Paris..."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.