Environmental Safety Prints

Two Men and a Truck Full of Really Toxic Stuff, Inc.

Asbestos Clean-up

Nuclear energy.

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

A young Don King

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Deforestation.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

But is it organic?

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Scarcity

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"I love you too, big guy."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Man using to much bug spray

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'