Environmental Policy Wonks Mugs

Xi Jinping visits France

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

"The Nominees"

'You wouldn't know what to do with me.'

If we run with this account, we'll be accused of being ethically challenged and morally bankrupt...anyone got a problem with that?

'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'

Beware of stimulus plans.

'Honey, the long-run is here!'

Crime Scene

"Mr Bush? I have a little job for you in North Korea..."

'This is just a thought, but is there any way we could tax OTHER countries?'

Fracking Express

Fat Cat & Accountant - 'How much tax can I avoid by becoming a Philanthropist?'

'Reindeer must now be fitted with the government approved CZ1 catalytic converter to reduce methane emissions.'

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

This Bus Runs on Punditry

'Why have you taken 50% of my investment?'

Mind Narrows road sign.

"I am a climate change denialist...I have attempted to sue the EPA thirteen times and I fought the Clean Water Act!"

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

"Oh God, an ozone hole made in China!"

'Now we have the chief executive of Wigwam rail, how can you justify the enormous fair increases.'

'Remember, Henderson - A penny saved is a departmental oversight.'

42 Day Detention Vote - 'OK! That's unanimous then - it'll become official school policy.'

"Cash for clunkers 2.0"

'I'm getting the paper, The governor has developed a plan to reduce gasoline usage by twenty percent.'

Carbon suicide

"Let there be jobs!"