Environmental Enthusiasts Mugs

"Always an oil spill. Never a vodka spill."

"'Litterbug' isn't politically correct. They prefer 'environmentally challenged.'"

New Year 2020

Another possibility to why manatees are endangered.

I want to buy green. I've got a checklist. Ok. Are they grown without pesticides? Yes. Trees. From local farms? Yes. And raised free-range? I believe that's your Christmas dinner.

"This tastes almost as good as bottled water."

Cat Fish Flap

Fisherman with tiny catch

People on a map with pegs on their noses.

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

'Looks like the deer are moving out of these woods.'

Windfarm lobbyists will be turned into marshmallow.

Bottled water rip-off

Fly-Tippers Exposed....

Nursery - Products That Help Things Grow... Products That Kill Things.

You're invited to my party, but I'm warning you: last year, there was a methane explosion when I blew out the candles...

"I'm all for reducing our travel-carbon foot-print. . . but are you sure you've thought this through?"

"Instead of killing the whale for its blubber, we're going to do a little lipo."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Nature versus commerce.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"I love you too, big guy."

Politically Correct Snowperson

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'I admire your floatibility.'

God's Subcontractors

Eco Princess

Sale! Weed Whackers

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

Honest Vending