Environmental Designer Pillows

Enuiro Designs.

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

The Jeopardy of Progress

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Deforestation.

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

North Pole

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Humans...What is their purpose?

The Environmentalist

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Polluted geese

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

But is it organic?

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Natural Disasters

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"