Environmental Analyst Prints

Oilcoa Welcome Shareholders

History of Gasoline.

"It's the politician's favourite hybrid car. It runs on petrol and bulls**t."

Sen. Manchin's day begins

Barometer figures for extreme weather conditions. Too bloody wet and too bloody hot.

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

'With ever-rising gas prices, let's hear a few words from the man who gave us the guzzler/8, our chief design engineer!'

Gang Green

Coal Liquefaction Plant...Liquefied Coal Gasification Plant

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

'What we need now is a weapon that takes out nuke facilities and weapons of mass destruction, but that doesn't pollute the environment.'

MPs debate future energy needs.

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Pipe Dream.

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Light Bulb Moment

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Morning, all!"

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Lethal Presentation

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'