Environment Conservation Pillows

'When, exactly, did background noise become foreground noise?'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Jeopardy of Progress

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

North Pole

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Deforestation.

The Environmentalist

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Nature versus commerce.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

But is it organic?

reincarnated worm...

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"I love you too, big guy."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."