Environment Conservation Pillows

'When, exactly, did background noise become foreground noise?'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Jeopardy of Progress

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

The Environmentalist

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Deforestation.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Even the waiters here are organic."

North Pole

Nature versus commerce.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

reincarnated worm...

But is it organic?

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."