Environment Buff Mugs

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

'Hey - It says here, we're related!'

'This is the last time we let cartoonists have a say in the 'aviation policy.'

The West Stealing the Resources of the East.

'Are we there yet?'

"Oh Goodie, more snow."