Entrepreneurship Appreciator Prints

Hay Rides $10

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Decision Making Block

Growing a business....

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

'We're really just a mom and pop store...if mom and pop had 600,000 employees.'

"Think nothing of it, Llewellyn. In every large organisation there are leeks."

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

How much did you lose when the stock market tanked last week, Randy? Nada, little buddy. A real man never invests in other people's businesses, he only invests in his own. If you lose on stocks, it's because you didn't research them enough. If you lose on your own business, it's because you gave it your all and it just didn't work out. Ladies see valiant failure as being way hotter than poor-research failure. That's from chapter 12 of my new book, "Randy 'The Rock' Taylor's guide to manvesting."

"I owe it all to my pacemaker."

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

Scale indicates the value of books.

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

'I appreciate Dr. Hill has been a great mentor at the hospital, John... But you don't need and when we go on dates!'

'It's a great invention, Mr. Bell, but the ringtone is sort of boring.'

I'm on a productivity drive.

"Some clean room - there's a fly in my potassium nitrate."

Opportunity to demonstrate optimistic attitude

'Your opinions are a rephrasing of my opinions. I like that in a subordinate.'

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"That's the first dollar I've ever made. Someday, I hope to make another."

Today, business expert, Professor Ernie, will answer questions. The first is from an upholsterer who has lots of business but loses money on every order. The problem is that you're covering everything except your costs! The owner of a baseball team wants to know if you he should re-sign the team's best player, the league leader in double and triples. I don't think he can afford the high base salary. And a perfume company is struggling to survive. Their strategy has been to only produce exo

"Why didn't I think of that?"

'You're in great shape! You've got years of hostile take-overs ahead of you.'

The inventions of baseball

"This is not what I meant when I said you should try to live in the present."

"What else have you done besides inventing the wheel?"

'Well Ma, I guess it's time to update our milking machine.'

'Walk softly and carry a twenty million dollar credit line from Chase.'

'And what do you do for a living Duncan?' 'I write instruction manuals for computers.'

"Baldo, no one likes being told what to do...but taking direction is a part of life."

"Yes, you will get a company car. It'll have a big, blue flashing light on the roof!"

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'