Enthusiastic Skier Prints

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

Pointing.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Skier and his dog.

Clown Skis.

Travel looks strong!

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

'It is too snowing!'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

Milkjet Skiing

'Any other husband would hire two pairs of skis.'

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

Skiing at Sea

Little girl skiing.

Slalom

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

Man chases after his skis.

Piste-side Hotel

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

Skier.

Ski lift.

Reindeer on Skis.

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

Balloon ski lift

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

Ski Lift Glove Fishing