Enthusiastic Skier Prints

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

Pointing.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

Sisyphus visits Stowe

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Skier and his dog.

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Clown Skis.

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

'It is too snowing!'

Travel looks strong!

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

'Any other husband would hire two pairs of skis.'

Milkjet Skiing

Skiing at Sea

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Little girl skiing.

Slalom

Skier.

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

Piste-side Hotel

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

Man chases after his skis.

Ski lift.

Balloon ski lift

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

Reindeer on Skis.