Enthusiastic Marketer Prints

'The Super Stainless Steel Tongue Depressor! -- it'll last for years!'

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'It's about time!'

London Olympics.

'I'm sending him out to drum up new business.'

"Sorry -- The doctor is out -- But we have like 10 influencers available."

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

'Nobody understands you. . . do you blame them?'

"Well you're obviously very good at your job so why don't we promote you to something you know nothing about!"

"I think it's the company logo."

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

"Our social media statistics show us that people don't want our product. The want videos of cats."

Visit Santa today...sponsored by Acme Razor Company

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'

'Now that's what I call merchandising!'

"And to all who wondered how we could possibly top our Cup a' Junk, I give you Bucket a' Junk!"

"We could add a wobbly seat and lid that the idiots, er, customers would think they have to replace - at a premium, of course."

"Childbirth just isn't keeping pace with modern marketing. We still don't come with a manufacturing warranty.

Why Mr T's Information Technology Company Failed

Festive aspirin for the holidays: 'They're red and green!'

'Well we could either make a massive investment in a new multi-media marketing campaign Or we could ask Edna to stop telling current customers to sod off because she's too busy to talk to them!'

'Great ad campaign. Now all we need is a product.'

'We like to keep old timers involved in our expansion.'

Toy - with free cereal.

Three cheers for advertising.

Man in puzzle shop looks at staff picks which are individual puzzle pieces.

Telesales - "Good evening, could I speak to the dog of the house?"

"I like it, but the women will never wear it."