Enthusiastic Hosts Pillows

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Pinata Trophies

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

"And what my plan may lack in coherence, it makes up for in the exhilerating momentum created by all of these super-cool arrows!"

'Fine presentation, Matthews, but, lose the wiggle dance.'

Roller Coasters

"If you bring joy and enthusiasm to everything you do, people will think you're crazy."

'That was our first ashtray... we both quite and now we use it as a candy dish.'

'I hope you'll excuse the pajamas. They save time when people leave.'

"Perhaps it was the eel," The Lefleurs commiserate with their paying guest.

'Notice the quintessential taste of Tuscany in this impressive little vintner we picked up on our last trip to Italy.'

'I'm getting really tired of your friend crashing here every night!'

'Just pass them round - don't try to sell them!'

Punch

"At least we have great fumes to run on!"

"We've had to update our restaurant's motto."

David Dickinson

"I love what you've done with that punch bowl Reginald!"

"And the award goes to...but then again, why bother?"

"It's not so much spring cleaning as it is 'My mom is visiting for Mother's Day' cleaning."

A human cannon with an extended clip

'You're dead on time for drinks-I didn't realise our whistling kettle was THAT loud!'

'As I gaze out upon this sea of smiling faces ... albeit sleeping ... but nevertheless smiling faces ... '

'And after you let him in, I thought he was one of YOUR relatives!'

"This is what I learned during my summer at TED camp."

'It's true that the audience was applauding but that was to keep themselves awake!'

It wasn't difficult to tell what Stanley had been in previous life.

'You're trying to find yourself? -- Shouldn't you let sleeping dogs lie?'