Entertainment Director Pillows

"I would like to place an advert in your paper for a knife thrower's assistant."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

Bright idea

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

Applause

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

'I know my resume makes me seem overtrained, but I really wasn't paying attention.'

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Comedy and tragedy masks

"Mum, I got the job!"

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

Orchestra conductor