Entertainment Coordinator Prints

Federal Department of Edutainment.

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Moulin Rouge Security

"Not guilty?"

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

New Year's Eve party for dogs

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

TV stage door

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

The Aisle

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

The Odd Couple.

"You owe me £50. I told you that he didn't have the nerve not to turn up!"

A pirate and a bride

'... and make it look like an accident.'

"I don't know what that is, either - it could be the Olsen twins."

Eurocopa 2016

Barry Leffler, stunt lawyer

"California has always been too big for its britches."