Entering An Internship Prints

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

Laptop Dancing.

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

'He's done well considering he was just a part-time summer intern.'

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

"Buster, run this past legal."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'As the intern, it'll be your job to work for free.'

'And this is Bert, our intern. He's been with the company for 46 years!'

'An internship is pretty much the only way to get your foot in the door these days...'

End of summer fantasy vs. end of summer reality.

The Surly Yoof

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

'The small sword? That's for internships.'

"You'll get used to that drone following you around. The good news is it will be gone once your internship is over."

Man behind stage to lady about professor with person under podium: 'That's Professor Allen's understudy.'

'How's getting you a sandwich going to help me get a job?'

"And someday, when you're a little further up the corporate ladder, maybe we'll let you meet J.R. himself!"