Entering Adulthood Pillows

Life's journey.

"Today I got my first bill."

Student walking into 'Facts of Life' lunchtime club.

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

Three kids in a trench coat, twenty years later.

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'Where Are They Now?'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

Pubertry

"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

"So what happened between you and Estella?"

'I want to go out of town so that I can become a fully independent person, but near enough so that I can bring my laundry home.'

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

"Your room is exactly how you left it before you went to college, except of course, for our boarder, Mr. Grunze."

Eighteenth Birthday.

You're not a little girl anymore

It was the first Christmas he hadn't gotten any toys, and he realized he was now a man... he also realized sweaters are lame.

Al, you need to get over your childish desire for a pony. It's not childish, doctor. I only started wanting one last week.

"Awake and doing great"

Still living with parents....

"If being normal is so natural.....why is it such a strain?"

An ellipsis in the sky

How to injury yourself as an adult

Secrets of Adulthood.

"With finances the way they are we had to give up the idea of a family holiday this year."

"...And when you turn eighteen, you go over to the dark side, like Mom and Dad."